Musician Jokes

Courtesy of Ducks Deluxe – Some of these teeter on the edge of reality….

What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
– Who cares.  Neither one’s a guitar

Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
– Neither did I

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None. They have machines to do that now.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– To get away from the bassoon recital.

What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
– Drool.

What’s the definition of an optimist?
– An accordion player with a pager.

What’s the difference between an oboe and an onion?
– No one cries when you chop up an oboe.

What’s the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
– You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

“Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!”
– “Now Johnny, you can’t do both!”

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